Saturday, February 20, 2010

Mold Patrol














When there's a fungal foe
That's just gotta go
Who ya gonna call?
Mold Patrol!

When there's something black
That you don't want back
Who ya gonna call?
Mold Patrol!

When there's something green
That you gotta clean
Who ya gonna call?
Mold Patrol!

5 comments:

  1. REading this may very well have been the highlight of my week so far. : )

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  2. "Good morning, I'm Roger Grimsby. Today, the entire Eastern Seaboard is alive with talk of incidents of paranormal activity. Alleged mold sightings and related superfungal occurances have been reported across the entire East Asian subregion."

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  3. "Hi, this is Larry King. The phone-in topic Today: "Molds and Moldbusting." The controversy builds, more sightings are reported, some maintain that these professional Mold Patrolers are the cause of it all..."

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  4. hahahahahahahahaha I love the comments!

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  5. You know, I don't want to alert too much excitement, but I think they're looking for fresh recruits who really think they've got what it takes.

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